Why don't UFC fights have dialogue like DBZ and anime?

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Something always struck me as odd, is it because of the time limitation? I feel like if the UFC really wanted to improve their sales they could allow for dialogue in fight. Not scripted dialogue (would be WWE) all over again.

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We let them talk before the fight, why not have an awesome Nate vs Conor 3 fight with dialogue exchanges?
 
There was not much dialogue during fights in DBZ. Just one punch and over 9000 screams.
 
Mouth guards would make the dialogue pretty laboured.
 
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The sad part is this isn't the first time this thread has been made.
 
What the fuck you going on about?
 
Cartoons vs MMA. There's a difference, buddeh.
 
Because then we have to hear about Wanderlei wanting to fuck Chuck.
 
This isnt magic gathering forum. Get that outta here
 
Fighters talk to each other in the cage sometimes already.

But yes, more would be better.
 
Stopping to talk during a fight?
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Luffy would destroy Naruto
 
Dude I watched DBZ a lot in junior high and I still have nostalgic love for it but the dialogue in that show was the fucking worst.

Half the episodes didn't even have fighting, it was just staring and "Oh yeah?!?" "You shall not defeat me!" "But here's another move I've been saving, that only two people have ever seen, and they died."

[big explosion]

...


[falling rocks]


....



[enemy appears next to giant crater, smiling.]

hero, wide eyed, "...Whaaaaaaat....how....??"


Enemy: [laughs.]



[Voice-over:] "NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z! ..."



Me: "GOD DAMN IT"
 
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