MARIO YAMASAKI SHOULD HAVE STOPPED THAT FIGHT

Ken Fresno

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to check for shit in Lewis's pants. Typical Yamasaki, lazy and trying not to get his hands dirty.


Loss of Bodily Function Control


“If a combatant, during a round, visibly loses control of a bodily function (i.e. vomit, urine, or bowels), the fight shall be stopped by the referee and the combatant shall lose the contest by TKO,” reads the proposed new rule.

If a fighter loses bodily function control between rounds, the ringside physician will be called. Vomiting, for example, can be a sign of concussion. If the physician does not clear the fighter, the fight ends via TKO.

However, there is a poop rule. Whether during the fight or between rounds, the presence of fecal matter represents a biohazard and ends the fight immediately.

“If fecal matter becomes apparent at any time, the bout shall be halted by the referee, and the offending combatant shall lose the contest by TKO,” reads the proposed new rule.



I mean, we have to ask ourselves, "Does clearly having to do a number 2 constitute apparent fecal matter, and the imminent threat of a biohazard?"

Browne by TKO imo
 
He didn't say he poo pooed though. He said he had to poo poo.

Probably poo pooed after the fight.
 
He was giving Travis the upportuniity to be re-awoken with subsequently, *necessary, follow up shots.


*not a typo
 
Tim Sylvia and Yoel Romero decision should be overturned to a DQ then.

DQ via shit their pants.
 
KEN FRESNO SHOULD HAVE SEARCHED THE FORUM BEFORE POSTING THE 9TH THREAD ABOUT THIS TOPIC
 
Mario "To the death" Yamasaki

"If he dies, he dies" - Mario Yamasaki
 
Imagine Yoel Romero had a Loss via Shitting his pants on his resume.

Hahahahhahaha
 
Mario "To the death" Yamasaki

"If he dies, he dies" - Mario Yamasaki
mario-yamasaki1.jpg
 
instant rematch imo lewis was cheating pants shitting is a performance enhancer
 
Those were brutal punches. In hw fights you have to be more careful.
 
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