So what you are saying is that you are well over the aforementioned edgeThere is no more need for ring girls in the UFC. We have entered a time of free pornography on the internet. Get rid of them and pay each fighter on the card an extra grand.
They are only there to convince people who are on the edge of homosexuality that they are straight. If you are actually secure with your sexuality, you wouldn't need half naked women juxtaposed with sweaty men rolling on the ground.
Why haven't they gotten a new black ring girl to replace Chandella Powell!? Why was she the only ring girl fired!?
I'm joking but I actually would like to see another black ring girl.