Watching Bellator is like watching a UFC undercard that never ends

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Living in the UK, I don't always get the opportunity to watch Bellator, but when I do it's only because I have literally nothing else to do.

Take tonights fight for example - I'm not yet sure if I'll manage to watch it, but the only fight that's interesting to me is Daley vs Ward and that's only because someone's head is coming off.

If I do end up watching it I'll be jacking off to xvideos until the co-main, then will probably slump out on the sofa and watch Tito vs Chael in my cum stained pants with one eye open.

Just heard that Ryan Bader is being offered a Bellator contract.

The excitement goes on building.
 
I'm not grasping all the sexual references here. While you're talking about men fighting.

Whatever.
 
Tito v Chael is good for a laugh and I'd always watch Daley's fights for that sick left hand.

Cant bring myself to comment on the masturbation content really other than to say you should spooge into a bucket to avoid ruining perfectly good pants and couch
 
Living in the UK, I don't always get the opportunity to watch Bellator, but when I do it's only because I have literally nothing else to do.

Take tonights fight for example - I'm not yet sure if I'll manage to watch it, but the only fight that's interesting to me is Daley vs Ward and that's only because someone's head is coming off.

If I do end up watching it I'll be jacking off to xvideos until the co-main, then will probably slump out on the sofa and watch Tito vs Chael in my cum stained pants with one eye open.

Just heard that Ryan Bader is being offered a Bellator contract.

The excitement goes on building.
What's on the search bar for tonight mate?
 
Maybe its time Mom kicks you out.
 
Daley vs Ward is a awesome fight, should be a KO in that one.
Campos vs Anderson is a pretty bad-ass fight.

The rest is not so great. I don't expect much from Tito vs Sonnen.. I like them as legends rather than thinking it will be a entertaining fight.
 
The best part of "Tito vs Chael" is done. The presser is always the best when Chael is the main event. Chael DESTROYED Tito. Tito just sat there staring... looking like an Autistic Potato.
 
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Lmao, hilarious post.

Only thing I can comment on though is UFC is stupid if they let Ryan Bader go. That division is super shallow and they should be trying to sign guys like Liam McGreary (sp?) rather than letting ppl go.

Really dumb one is gonna be letting Lorenz Larkin go though
 
I never watch porn because I'm not some loser creep that can't get laid. I prefer pulling 10/10 female models.

On the rare occasion I don't let one of them spend a night with me I go on 'spankbang'
 
The best part of "Tito vs Chael" is done. The presser is always the best when Chael is the main event. Chael DESTROYED Tito. Tito just sat there staring... looking like an Autistic Potato.

Unless Tito pulls out some huge win ala his win over Ryan Bader... then his chances in this one are prett yi rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrju8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888899999999999999999999999999999999999999999988888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppgggggggggggggggggggggggggfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuplllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjlllllllllllllllllllllljjjjjjjjjjjbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Like an autistic potato, holy fuck that's hilariously accurate hahaha. That will have me chuckling for some time. You guys know how to make a night shift go by haha
 
Watching Bellator 170 will be like watching UFC 118, but knowing that the co-main will at the very least be competitive.
 
xvideos is like a xhamster undercard.
 
Is this confirmed? He won last two fights, why they would let him go? Makes no sense...

No, sorry, definitely not confirmed. Just my suspicion. I think Bellator will make him a good offer so they can have a pretty marquee WW division, and due to his lack of "name" value and the depth of the UFC's WW roster they'll decline to match.
 
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