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There's just so much weird shit happening in MMA nowadays. I feel like the fighters are turning into something I just don't recognize anymore.
I finally got to watch the Ryan Hall fight. That dude just has to much fucking love in his heart. He didn't want to do damage to Maynard so he spent the fight throwing granny karate kicks and flopping on his back like a wild fish. I could tell that Maynard was getting frustrated and it caused me to Yell at my TV "Don't lose your head Gray...psychiatrically evaluate yourself and stay calm.....the time will come to beat his ass". But Ryan Hall has to much damn love in his heart so he never engaged Gray to make a fight of it.
And the Cejudo vs Benavidez fight was really fucking weird too. The contrast between the huge octagon and their two small bodies really fucked with my head. It was like watching two possums being given 3/4 of an entire zoo to roam around in. And not to mention Benavidez is ugly as hell; he looks like a coked out vampire. He just beat the shit out Cejudo as if Cejudo boinked Megan Olivi in her waste hole. I like Cejudo as a person but be doesn't need to be fighting. He had a great wrestling career but he just ain't cut out to be champion in MMA. And he looks like he's got some stinky fuckin feet too, with a big heavy ass head. He's a real funny looking motherfucker. But whatever. It's the fighting stuff that matters and he just isn't gonna be champion.
I don't even know what to say about Mighty Mouse. The dude drags these fights out and I hate it. Tim Elliot gassed in 4 minutes and Mouse couldn't do shit to him. Elliot looked like a shitty homeless San Francisco bum. But he also looks like a crazy fuck with a lot of heart. He's the type of guy the cops have to tazer 5 or 6 times before he falls. He also looks like the type of guy who skips town if he gets hit with a child support order. He just looks like a dirty cheating motherfucker and yet Mighty Mouse couldn't do shit to him.
It's just so weird to me how the game is now.
I finally got to watch the Ryan Hall fight. That dude just has to much fucking love in his heart. He didn't want to do damage to Maynard so he spent the fight throwing granny karate kicks and flopping on his back like a wild fish. I could tell that Maynard was getting frustrated and it caused me to Yell at my TV "Don't lose your head Gray...psychiatrically evaluate yourself and stay calm.....the time will come to beat his ass". But Ryan Hall has to much damn love in his heart so he never engaged Gray to make a fight of it.
And the Cejudo vs Benavidez fight was really fucking weird too. The contrast between the huge octagon and their two small bodies really fucked with my head. It was like watching two possums being given 3/4 of an entire zoo to roam around in. And not to mention Benavidez is ugly as hell; he looks like a coked out vampire. He just beat the shit out Cejudo as if Cejudo boinked Megan Olivi in her waste hole. I like Cejudo as a person but be doesn't need to be fighting. He had a great wrestling career but he just ain't cut out to be champion in MMA. And he looks like he's got some stinky fuckin feet too, with a big heavy ass head. He's a real funny looking motherfucker. But whatever. It's the fighting stuff that matters and he just isn't gonna be champion.
I don't even know what to say about Mighty Mouse. The dude drags these fights out and I hate it. Tim Elliot gassed in 4 minutes and Mouse couldn't do shit to him. Elliot looked like a shitty homeless San Francisco bum. But he also looks like a crazy fuck with a lot of heart. He's the type of guy the cops have to tazer 5 or 6 times before he falls. He also looks like the type of guy who skips town if he gets hit with a child support order. He just looks like a dirty cheating motherfucker and yet Mighty Mouse couldn't do shit to him.
It's just so weird to me how the game is now.
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