I know how to make Might Mouse a draw

[Boyscout5000]

Give him some glittery mickey mouse ears for his entrance and bill him as MightyMau5; kids will think he is a part time dj.

 

[Paynebringer]

 

[Luger]

Grow a ginger beard and wave an Irish flag

 

[Gamer007]

 

[Credo]

That's hasist

 

[Headkicktoleg]

Roll him out with a naked bitch on a chain leash whos wearing minnie mouse ears

 

[Your Account]

 

[Juventud]

I'd prefer to watch him flip off the cage and cartwheel around than 'fight' for 5 rounds.

 

[Sakuraba7]

 

[Clippy]

Ts you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[vigneshm1995]

 

[Coolkid666]

grow his hair out. is he really that bald. no way

 

[loisestrad]

Make him fight at 145.

 

[Iroh]

In that case call him Deadly Mau5.

 

[vigneshm1995]

Or he can make a sex tape with Arianny

 

[TheScorpionDude]

A marketing genius of that magnitude has not yet been discovered.

 

[Iamlegion666]

Give him some glittery mickey mouse ears for his entrance and bill him as MightyMau5; kids will think he is a part time dj.

I'm guessing you're 5'7?