Bones/Rogan takeaway: Jon Jones is God's Gift to Fighting

[Brains of Steel]

Don't you guys understand? God put Jon here to choke fools. Anything outside of that is just noise. Jon just has to rise above the noise so he can become and then remain the champion of God that he is. Long time has Jon struggled and suffered for the Cause. He's just in a down part of the rollercoaster, right? He's the hero, and all rollercoasters go up at some point.

We all know that millionaires don't need cash. They need their bowls. And of course it's totally sensible, the way he reasoned that since he, an elite fighting athlete, was not injured in the accident he himself caused, that nobody else could possibly have been hurt.

Guys. Jon is the Second Coming. That's why he has scripture tattoos. Get on the fucking bandwagon so the goons don't have to get rough with you. #BONESKNOWS #OVERCOMINGADVERSITY #MAKINGHISTORY

 

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Poor troll attempt is poor troll attempt

 

[dickcheney]

His duck is big enough to be gods gift to your mom

 

[Arm Barbarian]

 

[donkeypunch2012]

Gods gift to humanity

 

[G0DSPEED]

His a cheater.
Bigger than everyone he ever fought except Gus who beat him.

Horrible human being.

1) Fedor
2) GSP
3) Conor

 

[faustian]

Jon Jones is apparently god's gift to snowballing

 

[TheGrouch]

Don't forget turning water into Patron at all bars in Albuquerque.

 

[Vegesus44]

Jon "Limp Dick" Jones. Post USADA Jones cant even crack a phat let alone finish an opponent...

 

[Brains of Steel]

Jon "Limp Dick" Jones. Post USADA Jones cant even crack a phat let alone finish an opponent...

He really needs that twist at the end of the punch.

 

[Brains of Steel]

Poor troll attempt is poor troll attempt

This isn't a drug thread. Yet.

 

[Th3PlainTruth**]

Don't you guys understand? God put Jon here to choke fools. Anything outside of that is just noise. Jon just has to rise above the noise so he can become and then remain the champion of God that he is. Long time has Jon struggled and suffered for the Cause. He's just in a down part of the rollercoaster, right? He's the hero, and all rollercoasters go up at some point.

We all know that millionaires don't need cash. They need their bowls. And of course it's totally sensible, the way he reasoned that since he, an elite fighting athlete, was not injured in the accident he himself caused, that nobody else could possibly have been hurt.

Guys. Jon is the Second Coming. That's why he has scripture tattoos. Get on the fucking bandwagon so the goons don't have to get rough with you. #BONESKNOWS #OVERCOMINGADVERSITY #MAKINGHISTORY

Last time i checked, he was virtually undefeated.

 

[Papawash]

God's gift right here

 

[Vegesus44]

Jon Jones is apparently god's gift to snowballing

Is that one of the girls he left to have a fatherless child?

 

[Brains of Steel]

Is that one of the girls he left to have a fatherless child?

 

[Brains of Steel]

Last time i checked, he was virtually undefeated.

Yes, virtuous virtual virtuosity and all that. Get on widdit.

 

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This isn't a drug thread. Yet.

I think drugs were pretty clearly involved in the opening post

Or alcohol

Or maybe just some sort of brain damage