David Haye is a noted homosexual activist and former cruiserweight and heavyweight titleholder in the sport of boxing. He hails from
Englandistan. He is most noted for having fought
Sugar Nikolai Valuev, who soundly defeated him but then gave him his WBA belt anyway, so that SNV himself would be free to go off into the forest and seek out his long lost Yeti relatives.
Haye then took this belt and used it as part of his ongoing campaign to earn an undeserved shot at a Klitschko brother. This campaign consisted of running around loudly calling out the brothers whenever they were busy fighting someone else, going quiet as a mouse when they were seeking a fight, defending his own belt against the likes of Audley Harrison (seriously!), and generally being a cunt.
This campagin was eventually successful and in 2011 Haye agreed to fight
Wladimir Klitschko in the most (bizzarely) anticipated heavyweight scrap in years, promising the total destruction of Wladimir in brutal fashion. Haye then proceeded to run big girlish circles around the ring without throwing any punches, in a terrible fight which marked the end of heavyweight boxing. Most amusingly, he blamed his cowardly performance on a broken pinky toe, which he showed off for reporters.
http://eastsideboxing.wikia.com/wiki/David_Haye
^^ For the uneducated MMA fans who don't know much about boxing, just some basic info about David Haye.
In case you don't know who Wladimir Klitschko is:
Wladimir Klitschko was the final heavyweight champion of the world before the sport of boxing died at his hands. In 2011 Wladimir signed to fight homosexual cruiserweight champion
David Haye. For the first time since
Lennox Lewis Mike Tyson retired, the world actually noticed a heavyweight boxing match. The sport was poised to receive a much-needed shot in the arm.
Then the fight happened, and Wladimir spent 12 rounds pecking out a cautious decision victory over a guy half his size (who was himself a giant pussy in his own right) while the casual fans who had tuned in all announced that boxing was boring and dead and that they would rather watch
gay pornography (MMA).
http://eastsideboxing.wikia.com/wiki/Wladimir_Klitschko
Heres Shannon Briggs opponents compared to David Hayes. 
Anyone with a brain knows David Haye would end Shannon Briggs life lol.
