Super Sage tells Chrissy Teigen Happy Birthday

[NotoriousMillions]

By smashing apples.

http://nypost.com/2016/12/01/chrissy-teigen-a-ufc-strongman-and-a-bizarre-fruit-request/

 

[Dragon Punch]

Happy Birthday Teigen

 

[Taznia]

she is soo lucky. i want him to hold my apples.

 

[Tamriel Terror]

Bet its not the only thing Sage is gonna be smashin...

 

[Whippy McGee]

That chick has a huge forehead and pointy elbows.

 

[zxyss25]

This is my Chrissy,

but I'm not Super or a Sage

 

[Spycho]

Why does that kid always move like he

 

[Phronimos]

Who?

 

[G0DSPEED]

John Legend net worth: 20 MILLION DOLLARS

http://www.realtytoday.com/articles...-chrissy-teigen-list-nyc-apartment-photos.htm

 

[20falarVerdades]

Does this also work with a shirt on

 

[goldennirvana]

Chrissy looking for dat Aryan dick.

 

[goldennirvana]

Who?

John Legend's wife.

 

[DIABOLUS]

I'd leave her you know what looking like a squashed tomato when I got done with it.

 

[BEAST]

When compared to other "hot" chicks in Hollywood, she is on lower tier for me.
Not a fan of the smashed face. Looks like a Cambodian hooker.

 

[P4p Islam]

By smashing apples.

http://nypost.com/2016/12/01/chrissy-teigen-a-ufc-strongman-and-a-bizarre-fruit-request/

Shit thread from a shit poster

 

[NotoriousMillions]

Does this also work with a shirt on

No.

 

[NotoriousMillions]

Shit thread from a shit poster

I was waiting all day for your personal acceptance. Now my day is ruined.

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

Not surprised that she wants the NorthGOAT...she's gotta be tired of that manlet John Legend by now...

 

[galleryy]

Say what you want. But dem mammaries are going to be properly loved whenever i get a chance

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

This is my Chrissy,

but I'm not Super or a Sage