Who Da Fook is That Guy? Ainsley Edition.

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Hey [Insert Your Name Here], it's Dana, Dana White. I've been hearing a lot about you out in [Insert Hometown Here] and after watching a couple of videos, I've decided I want to offer you a contract with The UFC.

If you're going to be part of the brand, you'll have to be as marketable as possible, have a think about your nickname, entrance music, fighting style and winning celebration and hit me up when you got something.

Dana.

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Nickname: 'HurricAinsley' Harriot
Entrance Music: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Hometown: Birmingham, England
Fighting Style: Eddy Gordo from Tekken
Winning Celebration: The Bisping 'Fuck You' whilst sat on top of the Octagon
 
Nickname: 'HurricAinsley' Harriot
Entrance Music: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Hometown: Birmingham, England
Fighting Style: Eddy Gordo from Tekken
Winning Celebration: The Bisping 'Fuck You' whilst sat on top of the Octagon

Phenomenal choice of walk in song. Kudos.
 
Nickname: 'HurricAinsley' Harriot
Entrance Music: Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?
Hometown: Birmingham, England
Fighting Style: Eddy Gordo from Tekken
Winning Celebration: The Bisping 'Fuck You' whilst sat on top of the Octagon
All of this is actually really good.

But would you still look like Ainsley Hariott? Because he doesn't really look like a warrior.
 
Nickname: Platinum
Entrance Music: NWA - Fuck tha police
Hometown: Flint, Michigan
Fighting Style: Black belt with these hands.

Winning Celebration:
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I think his head looks like a goofy English celebrity chef's though....

He's a funny guy. Not a warrior.

But you're bedazzled by my head and haven't noticed me wind milling towards you. You just got TKO'd by HurricAinsley Harriot.

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But you're bedazzled by my head and haven't noticed me wind milling towards you. You just got TKO'd by HurricAinsley Harriot.

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We haven't even fought yet! Plus we'd be in different weight classes.
 
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