Tim Johnson's 'stache alone might KO his 'next opponent'

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Am I shrooming or is HW Tim Johnson gonna fight Alexander Yakovlev at fight night 99?

that's what sherdog's sayin:

http://www.sherdog.com/events/UFC-Fight-Night-99-Mousasi-vs-Hall-54983


should probly take a screencap for posterity; I can only assume this is a mistake they'll correct sometime soon... If not, Big Tim is gonna tie Alex into a screaming pretzel that master Ettish himself would shake his head at.

Have we been over this? ctrl-f'd a few pages and didn't find anything


EDIT- I guess sherdog got Yakovlev confused w Volkov. That's a cool signing by the UFC imo

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here it is, fellas

no porn tabs open; sorry, boys
 
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the link is in the OP, mang- save the imagination for those beautiful oil paintings of yours


BRB...using magnifying glass to see miniature thumbnail of Tim Johnson's stache on the OP link

Here's what you need

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updated OP w a screencap so you gents don't blow all your imagination before fap time
 
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Tim gives the classic pre-1990s american badass w/ mustache look a modern twist with his colourful ink. Though I'm less keen on the tats, I can respect a man who cuts his own path, bridging old to new in one avant-garde package. Truly one of the most stylish male figures in the UFC today.
 
So many things about this screenshot triggers me. I have no idea what the thread is about but holy fuck im triggered

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For some reason I thought Timothy Johnson was ex-military, or is he?

That said, he doesn't seem like a bad guy. Maybe not the most talented, but he's grinded out a few w's and I would hope (being a Volkov fan) that he isn't taken lightly. I see him using the clinch here, but Volkov is a terrific striker and if he can keep his distance it'd be cool to see a Mighty Mo esque headkick KO. I guess it will come down to seeing if Volkov has made adjustments since his lay n pray loss to Tony Johnson in Bellator. He's got a lot of talent, but he's rather one dimensional. Sort of an oddball fight but I'm looking forward to it.
 
So many things about this screenshot triggers me. I have no idea what the thread is about but holy fuck im triggered

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well here's the good news- I accept responsibility for my dumb little thread

the screencap probly looks weird cause I'm using two monitors

the thread is about Sherdog's claim that a HW will be fighting a WW @ FN99
 
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