I can't differentiate between Cody Garbrandt, Jeremy Stephens and Mike Perry

[StopDucking]

Every time one of them is mentioned in a thread, I have to google all 3 to have a vague idea of who is who, which is super time-consuming. The worst thing is, even after several weeks, I still can't remember for the life of me who the hell these nobodies are and what they look like. I figure it's time for me to educate myself before one of them cracks the top 50 of his division so I don't look like a jackass.

Please help me by answering these questions:
1) Who are these guys?
2) Why are they famous?
3) How do they differ from one another?

Thanks.

 

[frandie2b]

1) Who are these guys?
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What you did there, I saw it.

 

[sirmorbach]

The are all prime examples of a classic bro.

 

[heatbag]

New "smart" pills could be for real, maybe take the mental PED route.

 

[FedorGOAT]

Garbage Thread.

You did a heinous crime by mentioning Platinum in the same sentence with these other two bums.

#Platinum Bless.

 

[Ridian]

Um...yea google works just fine

 

[mc3]

Every time one of them is mentioned in a thread, I have to google all 3 to have a vague idea of who is who, which is super time-consuming. The worst thing is, even after several weeks, I still can't remember for the life of me who the hell these nobodies are and what they look like. I figure it's time for me to educate myself before one of them cracks the top 50 of his division so I don't look like a jackass.

Please help me by answering these questions:
1) Who are these guys?
2) Why are they famous?
3) How do they differ from one another?

Thanks.

Unbeknownst to you, one of them is your biological father.

#sageplatinumbless

 

[Kristian82]

1. Mike Perry is the GOAT f them other two
2. By being Mike Perry, the other two aren't
3. See answer one

 

[StopDucking]

Sherdog is as helpful as always, I see. Thanks, assholes.

 

[SouthSide971]

Cody : neck tatoo
Perry : eye tatoo
Stephens : Who the fook is that guy?

 

[bd5919]

Cody will do something about it.

 

[n.diazismylife1999]

I have the exact same problem

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

Perry will probably get grapplefucked and cut, so that's one less face you need to remember.

 

[bd5919]

Sherdog is as helpful as always, I see. Thanks, assholes.

Because you're a fucking shertard. 2 of them have been ranked in the top 10 for about a year.

 

[Sgt Smith]

Are you trying to say all white guys look the same?

 

[neil_totally]

Garbrandt: potential, neck tattoo
Perry: potential, looks like Garbrandt but shorter and with no neck tattoo
Stephens: had potential, had a decent record, died at the 205 presser

 

[Uber_Noober]

Things will get interesting around here if Perry earns a shot at Nate Diaz. The Perry Queens vs The 209 Wutzits will be off the charts.

 

[HelloJapan]

All white people look the same.

 

[dickcheney]

Small with neck tats
Small no neck tats
And then Plaidinum is bigger, but he trains in a 24 hour fitness so he's pretty easy to spot

 

[freakyfarley]

Stephens is that bible guy travelling by horse carriage?