List of things that "wouldn't have went down like that"...

[Chris John]

...if Mark Wahlberg was an investor in the UFC at the time.

Koscheck/Daley punch after the bell
Matt Brown jumped in Brazil
Lee Murray Securitas Heist
Rampage's 'monster' rampage
Sage turning 20
USADA
Holly/Rousey KO
Rogan's hairplugs
UFC 33 PPV going over allotted time
Chuck would've stuck to the gameplan
'Shenanigans'
Florian cut and paste
Cormier slipper toss
Brock would drink Bud Light
Weidman's spinning back kick
Romero would yes for gay jesus
Hallman's banana hammock
Corn nuts

....

 

[Led]

This thread is ripe for those "not on my watch" Marky Mark memes.

 

[Abazzdeboom]

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Poor Marky. That's a whole bunch of funky.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Most of the heavies won't know what you're talking about. Bounch of newbs here.

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

Just for the record, if I had been there, this never would have gone down:

 

[Chris John]

Most of the heavies won't know what you're talking about. Bounch of newbs here.

We've all been watching since UFC 2 bro

 

[Inigo Montoya]

We've all been watching since UFC 2 bro

Damn straight! Attending since ufc 6.