Guess the fighter based on made up quotes

[Clippy]

I'll go first

"hey guys I'm so sleepy from hiding under the cage all day *yawn*. Maybe this will pick me up *SNIFFFFFFFFF* Time to go for a drive!!! I feel like racing!"

 

[faustian]

Ken Florian

 

[SmilinDesperado]

Go to sleep, dude. You're drunk.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Xavier Foupa Pokam

 

[Clippy]

Ken Florian

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[Clippy]

Go to sleep, dude. You're drunk.

Frank Mir?

 

[websurfer]

How about this one.

"Vape nation. I smoke it because it puts me in a good place. Cough, cough."

 

[AceCooch]

Jon Jones?
Here's one

"I suck his blood, I kill him, he stupid and gay"

 

[sonhow]

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

 

[BIKES!]

"I'm 300 and 0 in street fights, I beat 30 dudes at once"

 

[clemyobon]

i want to fuck chuck

 

[Psychedelic]

Jon Jones?
Here's one

"I suck his blood, I kill him, he stupid and gay"

Cris Cyborg ?

 

[Psychedelic]

"I'm 300 and 0 in street fights, I beat 30 dudes at once"

Chael fucking Sonnen.

 

[Psychedelic]

" Nobody respects me on sherdog, but I still fuck Miesha Tate. Joke's on you, motherfuckers ! "

 

[Nightmaree]

everything is Kenny Florian

 

[Joe Wong]

"I'm 300 and 0 in street fights, I beat 30 dudes at once"

@faustian

 

[faustian]

lmao

 

[JollyRants]

Xavier Foupa Pokam

Everytime i hear his name i think of

 

[TheGZA]

0/10

Could this be the beginning of the end for Clippy?

 

[Clippy]

0/10

Could this be the beginning of the end for Clippy?

no