ATTN Sherdog, I need your help.

[JohnyBrabo]

With the news of Joe Silva departing (wooooooo) the UFC, I come to you in this time of need. I have one simple request.

I, @JohnyBrabo, aspire to be the new UFC matchmaker. Just think, your brother in arms putting on the fights WE ALL WANT TO SEE!

Our new overlords aren't here to fuck about, they're here for change. Embrace it. I ask that you flood the UFC with your request I assume this crucial position. There will be no more worthless TUF vs TUF fights or bullshit late injury replacements. With your help I can make this happen Sherdog!

A quick view of my platform

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/play-matchmaker-post-ufc-202.3323889/

My post history will show I have long outperformed the incumbent.

Are you here to take part or to take over? Vote @JohnyBrabo for UFC matchmaker! With your help, in 2017 I will make the UFC great again!



I'm @JohnyBrabo and I approve this message.

#VOTEJOHNY
#JOHNYBLESS

 

[Coconut Joe]

I'll follow you into Hell Amigo. Let's get this done.

 

[Which Doctor]

@JohnyBrabo vs @LORDTENSAIMMA in the Thunderdome.

Since there will be so many applicants, maybe @Jermei (the natural matchmaker) could set up some sort of tourney involving fight wagers.

Sherdog Official Matchmaker title is on the line!!!

 

[WhitebeltXL]

That quick to stab Joe Silva in the back, TS?

shame on you, Reinstate Joe Silva! Bring back the funny dwarf man!

 

[qw3rty]

#BringBackJoeSilvaYaGoofs

 

[the can]

the can vs CM punk


make it happen

 

[Grijswaarde]

Only if you ban all Mexicans.

 

[Coconut Joe]

@JohnyBrabo vs @LORDTENSAIMMA in the Thunderdome.

 

[Eater of Souls]

I will support you for free tickets.

 

[TrainInVain]

 

[flyingscissorsheelhook]

Fuck it, I'd vote for ya. Sadly for you, my vote means shit to the UFC.

 

[JohnyBrabo]

I will support you for free tickets.

Consider it done. I'm not above bribes, I'm a politician. It's what we do. A vote for Johny is a vote for the people.

 

[JohnyBrabo]

the can vs CM punk


make it happen

Booked for 205. You're fighting at the Mecca baby.

 

[WinZip]

100% in.

WAR @JohnyBrabo

 

[Workaholic]

Will you make a JDS/Caraway fight so I can move in on Miesha while he's in a coma?

This is all I ask for my vote

 

[screaminleeman]

TS, I will prostate myself at your feet if you succeed in securing the matchmaker position and FOR NO REASON ever offer a fighter not ranked in the top 40 a fight slot in the patented "Octagon" ie. the highest level of the sport of MMA.

You will have the power to force the unranked f-tard wannabe MMA fighters out of the Octagon, and into the minor leagues off of PPV cards where they belong!

 

[danny23]

If you make more UK PPVs with the best match ups and not the usual rubbish we get.

Then:

Spoiler

 

[Eater of Souls]

Consider it done. I'm not above bribes, I'm a politician. It's what we do. A vote for Johny is a vote for the people.

You just hired yourself a writer.



Yeah, I'm a whore.

 

[SirKratos]

I'll definitely vote for @JohnyBrabo

Go make matchmaking great again!

 

[JohnyBrabo]

@JohnyBrabo vs @LORDTENSAIMMA in the Thunderdome.

Since there will be so many applicants, maybe @Jermei (the natural matchmaker) could set up some sort of tourney involving fight wagers.

Sherdog Official Matchmaker title is on the line!!!

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