What didn't hell boy come to the UFC?

[Megatronlee]

he had some juice left and was still pretty dangerous. So weird he just never came

 

[P4p Islam]

He wouldn't have been able to hang. Guys like Kenny Florian were still active, and Florian was considered one of the most dangerous LW's at the time.


He would have been matched up with Florian at one point, and Florian would have killed the hype.

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

He said he'd rather be kicked in the nuts by a horse full of steroids than accept the deal the UFC offered him.

 

[johnyboy]

He said he'd rather be kicked in the nuts by a horse full of steroids than accept the deal the UFC offered him.

Is that a real quote if so it's awesome

 

[Red Ninja]

Is that a real quote if so it's awesome

“I would fight anyone of the UFC light weights, but the problem is that I will never put my foot in the octagon after they (UFC) tried to be funny, I would rather have bleeding hemroids than fight for the UFC.

http://mmafrenzy.com/4522/joachim-h...ave-bleeding-hemroids-than-fight-for-the-ufc/

 

[The Best JG]

He wouldn't have been able to hang. Guys like Kenny Florian were still active, and Florian was considered one of the most dangerous LW's at the time.


He would have been matched up with Florian at one point, and Florian would have killed the hype.

-kenny florian

 

[Thesnake101]

He was busy making those Hellboy & Lava Girl movies.

 

[neil_totally]

I actually just watched PRIDE: The Second Coming and man, I don't really remember how legit Hellboys opponent was, but fuck if he didn't make him look like a total amateur

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

?

 

[neil_totally]

?

Id be down to see this Hellboy in the UFC too. My favorite superhero

 

[NHB7]

I always wonder what he didn't also too.

 

[deviake]

he had some juice left and was still pretty dangerous. So weird he just never came

 

[axion]

“I would fight anyone of the UFC light weights, but the problem is that I will never put my foot in the octagon after they (UFC) tried to be funny, I would rather have bleeding hemroids than fight for the UFC.

http://mmafrenzy.com/4522/joachim-h...ave-bleeding-hemroids-than-fight-for-the-ufc/

Haha, I thought he just said he's prefer to fight for free somewhere else.

I believe they offered him (and others) half pay after buying out Pride.

 

[deviake]

-kenny florian

This is literally the only "-Kenny Florian" joke I've ever found clever and amusing. Well done.

 

[chunglii]

He said he'd rather be kicked in the nuts by a horse full of steroids than accept the deal the UFC offered him.

I thought he said he'd rather have burning hemorrhoids than sign with the UFC

 

[ocfightfan]

He hates money.

 

[Megatronlee]

He was busy making those Hellboy & Lava Girl movies.

Shark boy

 

[tenniswhiz]

I remember reading an interview where he called the UFC's offer insulting.

 

[RonnyB]

Probably because they tried offering him something like a 5k/5k like they did to Eddie back in 2008

 

[GODZILLA213]

Joachim's walk off KO's were a thing of beauty.