GOAT Insult?

[Snyper]

Im trying to figure out what the best insult in MMA has been so far. Here are my top 3. Any help is appreciated, Sherdawgs.

1. "Cyborg is the only person to cut weight by cutting off her dick.."- Material Tony

2. "You're playing Touch Butt with that dork in the park"- Nate Diaz

3. "There was a bus that pulled up to a red light, and little Nog tried to feed it a carrot while big Nog was petting it." -Chael Sonnen

Cheers.

 

[Reach4theSky]

"Houston Alexander is for real!"

 

[ortizgnp]

"Houston Alexander is for real!"

He was for real for a minute.

 

[I Am Legion]

#3 is af.

 

[Son Peyote]

"I'm going to ride into his favela and turn it into a reebok sweat shop" McGod, ufc 189 tour

 

[$uicideboy$]

"Every ounce of training you put in leading up to this fight will be a waste of your life."

i almost felt bad for dc when jones said that lmao

 

[Which Doctor]

He was for real for a minute.

"Whoa. Boy am I glad that minute's over!"

 

[ortizgnp]

"Whoa. Boy am I glad that minute's over!"

As you can see it's within that minute mark. He was for real.

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

You want me to suck your dick, Jon?

Paraphrasing.

 

[Which Doctor]

As you can see it's within that minute mark. He was for real.

 

[GODZILLA213]

"How tastes my pee pee?"

 

[Headkicktoleg]

I came in to post the carrot/bus one. Funniest shit ever. Shale also said they look at the internet on their coconut computers hahaha

 

[trident]

I would pay real money to watch Cyborg beat the shit out of that little weenie Tony Hinchcliff

 

[Zax0r]

"where's your kid at?" - Drunk ass T-Ferg

 

[synyster]

" I will beat you into a living death! "

 

[DannyNL]

Your #1 sucks. Not clever, not funny.

 

[RockyLockridge]

"you want to suck my what?"- Jon Jones
"I'll rest my balls on your forhead" - Conor McGregor

 

[YoungRonniecoleman]

"where's your kid at?" - Drunk ass T-Ferg

People still to this day misunderstanding this comment

 

[synyster]

" Hey Tim.. How taste my big pee pee? "

 

[Davey Crockett]

I'm more a fan of funnier insults rather than try hard ones

"I'm gonna beat up Tj dillashaws grandfather" Cruz on Faber