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Word is that he took a sex pill Cialis to deal with erectile dysfunction which contained estrogen blockers.

My question: How can USADA be sure he took Cialis and isn't lying about it? Let's say he did cheat but it came to his attention that Cialis contains estrogen blockers wouldn't it be to his benefit to lie and say he took sex drugs? Brock Lesnar got popped for the same ped wouldn't he be able to lie and use the same defense?

It's a USADA loophole. If you get popped then just research a non-ped that contains the same ingrediants. Unless it's doctor prescribed and there's a paper trail he shouldn't get off in my opinion.

Edit: fucked up on the thread title. Jon dysfunctional boner jones ;-)
 
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He took some shit. They got people to weezle his ass out of any consequences once again. First it was OJ, than Kobe, than Hillar-ay, now Jones-ay.

They all prove one thing. If you have a fuck ton of money-- you can get away with anything. From Murder, to Rape, to Murder / Treason, to Juicing.
 
Honestly if Brock and Jones get just a one year suspension or even less then that, as opposed to the mandatory two-year suspension, then USADA is a joke and corrupt as fuck.
 
Nice, to get out of suspension he announces he has erectile dysfunction. Jon no bone r Jones
 
Bonerless Jones story =

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I dunno but I can't stop laughing at Dysfunctional Bone Jones!
 
Erectile dysfunction is the first sign of heart failure… what a crock of shit. The guy is lying through hi teeth, would expect nothing less coming from Jonny fake as a mother fucker Jones.
 
USADA is a fuckin joke. Thats all it proves.
 
John Wick said:
Word is that he took a sex pill Cialis to deal with erectile dysfunction which contained estrogen blockers.

My question: How can USADA be sure he took Cialis and isn't lying about it? Let's say he did cheat but it came to his attention that Cialis contains estrogen blockers wouldn't it be to his benefit to lie and say he took sex drugs? Brock Lesnar got popped for the same ped wouldn't he be able to lie and use the same defense?

It's a USADA loophole. If you get popped then just research a non-ped that contains the same ingrediants. Unless it's doctor prescribed and there's a paper trail he shouldn't get off in my opinion.

Edit: fucked up on the thread title. Jon dysfunctional boner jones ;-)
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It's not just a positive or negative test. They check levels, and I think they can distinguish between someone that ate some steroid beef in China and a prime Ronnie Coleman.
 
11bravo1789 said:
It is a bit ironic as hell that the dudes nickname is "Bones". And apparently his dick not working. LoL
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They found an excuse because it was one of his supplement sponsors fault now he is blaming his penis lol I mean this is the great show in town meaning the circus. If all else fails blame your cawk
 
Going the ol' Anderson route huh?

Mah boy Jones...
 
those shady thai guys at the gym always try to sell me boner pills too. Jones should be smarter next time.
 
He is probably lying about it, and he found a loop hole in USADA. USADA is obviously going to close that loophole so no one else is going to abuse it and use that as an excuse in the future. Meanwhile, Jon Jones needs to probably fight Rumble without the use of PEDs. Now thats the real punishment wouldnt you say?
 
Sakuraba808 said:
those shady thai guys at the gym always try to sell me boner pills too. Jones should be smarter next time.
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I remember those times; I always thought it was strange that they'd approach you, with your huge tits and your glaring camel toe, offering boner pills.
 
What's the odd of Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar taking the same thing mistakenly? I'm going with not likely.

Anderson Silva's penis problems. Chad Mendes cream for his chapped hands. Yoel mistakenly eaten protein that's making him big. Random fighters going to random countries and eating beef from a hole in the wall place. At least Tim Sylvia was honest when he said he wanted pecs or abs or whatever the shit it was.
 
John Wick said:
Word is that he took a sex pill Cialis to deal with erectile dysfunction which contained estrogen blockers.

My question: How can USADA be sure he took Cialis and isn't lying about it? Let's say he did cheat but it came to his attention that Cialis contains estrogen blockers wouldn't it be to his benefit to lie and say he took sex drugs? Brock Lesnar got popped for the same ped wouldn't he be able to lie and use the same defense?

It's a USADA loophole. If you get popped then just research a non-ped that contains the same ingrediants. Unless it's doctor prescribed and there's a paper trail he shouldn't get off in my opinion.

Edit: fucked up on the thread title. Jon dysfunctional boner jones ;-)
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This is why you pay for a high end PED lawyer.
 
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