Jake Ellenberger's facial hair

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From the looks of it , it seems like he was some kind of pretty bad hormone deficiency going on. Makes me wonder if this is the cause of his lack luster performances as of late. Or maybe I'm overthinking, and Jake just has a really shitty beard.View media item 24343
 
He needs some Minoxidil on that beard.
 
the area around my anus has a better hair pattern
 
Did he lose a bet? He should shave that shit off.
 
Probably weird angle/lighting + shitty beard makes it look worse than it is.
 
You're overthinking and Jake just has a really shitty beard.
 
retards and mental patients always shave terribly; they leave patches of hair, miss spots
 
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Or he could have Alopecia you dimwit...

I have had it since a kid and periodically I'll lose patches of hair on my face. Surprisingly common disorder.
 
Or he could have Alopecia you dimwit...

I have had it since a kid and periodically I'll lose patches of hair on my face. Surprisingly common disorder.

Easy man.

You could always just shave.
 
Still, he looks like someone with a fucked up endocrine system to me. Its like he has epileptic seizures or something while hes shaving.
 
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