Things i'd rather do than watch UFC201

[cheezum]

1. take a good long hard shit while reading a novella.

2. flip a coin 10000 times and see how close heads is to 50%.

3. play out UFC 202 with my action figures.

4. try to make a crude version of the mona lisa by throwing spaghetti at the wall.

5. throw broccoli at birds from my window.

 

[Munted]

6. complain endlessly about the quality of the card then watch it anyway.

 

[sirmorbach]

Things I'd rather do than read this thread:

1. Watch UFC 201.
2. Get hit by a bus.

 

[nac386]

7. Create a thread about UFC 201.

 

[WinZip]

I agree the card isn't stacked, but ROBBIE FUCKING LAWLER is fighting and that alone means I'll be watching.

 

[gotBooched]

smell my ass

 

[McgreGOATsLeft]

8. Whack off until the co-main starts.

 

[Fraz]

1. Buy Fightpass
2. Steal someones bank details in order to buy Fightpass

 

[79Stitches]

1. take a good long hard shit while reading a novella.

2. flip a coin 10000 times and see how close heads is to 50%.

3. play out UFC 202 with my action figures.

4. try to make a crude version of the mona lisa by throwing spaghetti at the wall.

5. throw broccoli at birds from my window.

Don't use broccoli. Use corn and a slingshot.

 

[zxyss25]

1. take a good long hard shit while reading a novella.

--long as in length of the shit or the time it takes to be released from your anus

2. flip a coin 10000 times and see how close heads is to 50%.

--dont lose count and have to restart

3. play out UFC 202 with my action figures.

--who says adults cant play with dolls

4. try to make a crude version of the mona lisa by throwing spaghetti at the wall.

--there are better ways to go low carbs

5. throw broccoli at birds from my window.

--make sure you open the window first. then dont fall out

 

[79Stitches]

I usually read catalogs while shitting long and hard.

 

[LilNubi]

Throw broccoli at the birds, or near the birds?

 

[flyingscissorsheelhook]

Robbie Lawler is fighting. There's nothing else I'd rather watch on a Saturday night.

 

[anthony stark]

8. Whack off until the co-main starts.

You fap while watching naked sweaty men hug each other? That's creepy

 

[McgreGOATsLeft]

You fap while watching naked sweaty men hug each other? That's creepy

No, turn the tv on once the co-'main (rose vs Karolina) starts.

 

[krelianx]

Assuaging a he poor by creting charity funds.

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Ufc 201 is being carried by Ruthless.

 

[sonhow]

Dude Robbie, Brown, Rose, Krylov, Scoggins, Mcall etc....

It's not that awesome card but I'm sure it will be entertaining.

 

[I see stiffness]

No, turn the tv on once the co-'main (rose vs Karolina) starts.

would.

 

[Willek]

Wouldn't watch it even if it was in my backyard,