The day i meet Anderson "The Spider" Silva

[pr0ngutters]

It was monday i was at Ontario Mills Mall on saturday silva knocked out belfort with a kick to the face i was walking by gamestop when i notice Anderson Silva walking my way i stop and just stare as he walks by and i know hes notices me so when he starts to head to the bathroom and yell Silva!!! but nothing then again SilvA!!!!!!!! but nothing then i yell AnDERSON!!!!!!! and he turns around and waives!!! So i get excited enter the bathroom check his stall wanna know how long im gonna wait till i meet the best he was sitting so i though 10 15 min but he came right out i said im a big fan how did you do that to belfort he said "Practice" i got a pick and then he went to the nike store where he meet up with his kid and someone else FUCK u pussy and your Grammer

 

[Which Doctor]

"I knew Macalpinerules, and you sir are no Macalpinerules!" - Zoolander

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Pix or GTFO

 

[madi]

 

[Ack Ack]

gay fanboy behavior+spell check police+no pics=fun thread)))
Sorry TS, you really set up alot of traps for yourself with this one!

 

[pr0ngutters]

love how u edit your shit thinking your smart

 

[The guest]

Did he wash his fucking hands, bro ?

 

[pr0ngutters]

i was out of the restroom after i checked his stall no clue pretty sure he did

 

[Ianstaine]

Cool

 

[One Inch Punch]

You win the trophy for longest sentence on sherdog today

 

[Ube]

It was monday i was at Ontario Mills Mall on saturday silva knocked out belfort with a kick to the face i was walking by gamestop when i notice Anderson Silva walking my way i stop and just stare as he walks by and i know hes notices me so when he starts to head to the bathroom and yell Silva!!! but nothing then again SilvA!!!!!!!! but nothing then i yell AnDERSON!!!!!!! and he turns around and waives!!! So i get excited enter the bathroom check his stall wanna know how long im gonna wait till i meet the best he was sitting so i though 10 15 min but he came right out i said im a big fan how did you do that to belfort he said "Practice" i got a pick and then he went to the nike store where he meet up with his kid and someone else FUCK u pussy and your Grammer

This some deep stream of consciousness shit right here brahs. Virginia Woolf eat your heart out.

And I like how it just devolved around the last few words.

11/10

 

[Uplay2much]

It was monday i was at Ontario Mills Mall on saturday silva knocked out belfort with a kick to the face i was walking by gamestop when i notice Anderson Silva walking my way i stop and just stare as he walks by and i know hes notices me so when he starts to head to the bathroom and yell Silva!!! but nothing then again SilvA!!!!!!!! but nothing then i yell AnDERSON!!!!!!! and he turns around and waives!!! So i get excited enter the bathroom check his stall wanna know how long im gonna wait till i meet the best he was sitting so i though 10 15 min but he came right out i said im a big fan how did you do that to belfort he said "Practice" i got a pick and then he went to the nike store where he meet up with his kid and someone else FUCK u pussy and your Grammer

Not a fan of Andy but I would say "I'm very happy to meet you!".

 

[Leinster Rugby]

Pictures of the cake you gave him or GTFO

 

[chiefwiggum]

Phones are hard to text anything. have a man's sized hands so you guys could imagine.
Sometimes it will. Put.periods like. This. See it!do ya?!

I enjoyed the story. Did you catch a whiff? Or play Russian roulette and try to guess which toilet seat he sat on or did you.masturbate into all of the stalls just to be sure.

 

[Uplay2much]

Phones are hard to text anything. have a man's sized hands so you guys could imagine.
Sometimes it will. Put.periods like. This. See it!do ya?!

I enjoyed the story. Did you catch a whiff? Or play Russian roulette and try to guess which toilet seat he sat on or did you.masturbate into all of the stalls just to be sure.

I relate, as I have "man sized hands".


So I've been told...

 

[I see stiffness]

Should have touched him with the jab.

 

[chiefwiggum]

I relate, as I have "man sized hands".

I see these guys double grasping a Gatorade bottle and it almost looks novelty sized with those lil hands trying to not let the drink fly from them. I see this shit alot!

 

[Mondo Freaks]

what did I just read?

 

[Das Patron]

I talked to him 5 minutes ago and he said he has never seen u... :/

 

[KarateYeah]

that is very cool man i am happy for you so did you like him did you think he was cool so afterall let me know thanks your grammar is not that bad i bet it is second language just like me where you from hope to see you again bro take care peace ossss