What's some of the funniest moments in trash talk history?

[ButtonMasher]

A couple I recall:

Conor saying about RDA something like: If Brazil is such a great country why does he have to rent a hotel?

Conor to Nate about him training children: He's throwing gang signs with one hand and making balloon animals with the other.

Rashad after Rampage said he was gonna kick his ass: You don't believe that do you? Let me tell you why it's not gonna happen: You're too slow, and your heads too big and too easy to hit.

Then there's the one where Shamrock was talking trash threatening Tito and Tito just starts laughing at him.

That was probably the funniest because Shamrock would talk a bunch of smack then Tito would just do something small and Shamrock would be irate.

It was very efficient trolling.

 

[No Mas McGee]

"I'm just a jacked white boy"
"I'm not surprised M'Effers"

 

[McgreGOATsLeft]

Anything DC says, lol.

 

[ortizgnp]

 

[Death By Samson]

Anything DC says, lol.

Or Ken Shamrock.

 

[ocean size]

Anything DC says, lol.

I love the guy but sometimes he's the worst trash talker. "Jon am I the biggest pussy you ever met?"

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

"I'm biggest pussy you've ever seen right?"
"You want me to suck your dick?"

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

 

[BC]

"You're playing Touchbutt with that dork in the park"

 

[Death By Samson]

I love the guy but sometimes he's the worst trash talker. "Jon am I the biggest pussy you ever met?"

Only sometimes?

 

[dickcheney]

A couple I recall:


Conor to Nate about him training children: He's throwing gang signs with one hand and making balloon animals with the other.

I see what I'm dealing with here... Buhbye

 

[TUFNewb]

"I am not impressed by your performance."

"I can wrest my balls on your forehead."

"Tim how tastes my peepeepee?"

 

[Chomsky Honk]

Chael talking about the nogs feeding a bus was too funny. Especially when Rogan asked him about it and that dramatic pause hahaha

 

[ocean size]

Only sometimes?

He has his moments like after his recent comments on cowboy where he didn't say anything outrageous but I'm sure cowboy isn't looking forward to running into him.

 

[Ken Fresno]

First of all, check the sig. Furthermore,

 

[Dorkman]

A couple I recall:

Conor saying about RDA something like: If Brazil is such a great country why does he have to rent a hotel?

Conor to Nate about him training children: He's throwing gang signs with one hand and making balloon animals with the other.

Rashad after Rampage said he was gonna kick his ass: You don't believe that do you? Let me tell you why it's not gonna happen: You're too slow, and your heads too big and too easy to hit.

Then there's the one where Shamrock was talking trash threatening Tito and Tito just starts laughing at him.

That was probably the funniest because Shamrock would talk a bunch of smack then Tito would just do something small and Shamrock would be irate.

It was very efficient trolling.

The Shamrock Tito one was ridiculous cause what shamrock said, basically didn't make sense. "I'm going to beat you into a living death". Which just sounded weird, then the tito hysterical laughter took the comedy level to the next level, followed by the Shamrock chair kick that almost ricochets into Dana White's face. Couldn't even script that if you tried.

 

[milliniar]

 

[chaos_36]

This is the funniest trash talking I've ever seen in MMA.

 

[legedema]

viva la Brazilia

 

[Bangerous]

Anderson Silva you absolutely suck.