If I was buying the UFC...

[Corporate Giant]

... here's how it would shake out...

1) Replace Dana with Chael Sonnen
2) Bring back Pride Rules!!
3) Bring back the ramp!!
4) Ditch Rogan and Goldie and get Bas and Mauro
5) Institute a guaranteed minimum income for all fighters.
6) Ditch Reebok asap and let fighters get sponsors.
7) PPV only 5 times a year, and minimum 2 belts must be on the line
8) Loan fighters to regional promotions to build the fighters, and build the sport. The UFC needs a farm league.
9) Bring in yellow cards and straighten out the scoring system
10) Eliminate weight cutting entirely. Fighters to make weight 7 days out, night before, and 15 minutes before fight.

 

[Me&MrJones]

But you aren't, wake up you poor motherfucker!

 

[dennisS66]

weight cutting with the rings girls should be mandatory!

 

[chunglii]

I love these threads

 

[KONE]

1) Replace Dana with Chael Sonnen

I'm already on board.

Didn't even read the rest.

 

[KingKali]

11) Freak show fights

 

[TheRassler]

I can dig it.


Also ban open finger strikes (jon jones style).

 

[Bogeyman]

8) Loan fighters to regional promotions to build the fighters, and build the sport. The UFC needs a farm league..

They seem to actually have started doing that now with EFN, Cage Warriors and a few others that they're showing on Fightpass with a load of UFC promotion on the broadcasts. Was a good move by them.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Dont forget free steroid injections right before the fight.

 

[Corporate Giant]

I'm already on board.

Didn't even read the rest.

dana is played out

 

[touchedbyjab]

... here's how it would shake out...

1) Replace Dana with Chael Sonnen
2) Bring back Pride Rules!!
3) Bring back the ramp!!
4) Ditch Rogan and Goldie and get Bas and Mauro
5) Institute a guaranteed minimum income for all fighters.
6) Ditch Reebok asap and let fighters get sponsors.
7) PPV only 5 times a year, and minimum 2 belts must be on the line
8) Loan fighters to regional promotions to build the fighters, and build the sport. The UFC needs a farm league.
9) Bring in yellow cards and straighten out the scoring system
10) Eliminate weight cutting entirely. Fighters to make weight 7 days out, night before, and 15 minutes before fight.

Can we bring back the screaming announcer lady from PRIDE?

 

[Lay N Pray 101]

... here's how it would shake out...

1) Replace Dana with Chael Sonnen
2) Bring back Pride Rules!!
3) Bring back the ramp!!
4) Ditch Rogan and Goldie and get Bas and Mauro
5) Institute a guaranteed minimum income for all fighters.
6) Ditch Reebok asap and let fighters get sponsors.
7) PPV only 5 times a year, and minimum 2 belts must be on the line
8) Loan fighters to regional promotions to build the fighters, and build the sport. The UFC needs a farm league.
9) Bring in yellow cards and straighten out the scoring system
10) Eliminate weight cutting entirely. Fighters to make weight 7 days out, night before, and 15 minutes before fight.

Why not just say you would bring back PrideFC instead of pointing out all of this. Don't get me wrong, I agree with some things here, but replacing Dana with Chael? You would rather have known MMA cheater to promote you're MMA organization?

 

[MysticCam]

Brendan Schaub should be forced to fight Mark Hunt every 6 months for the lolz

 

[Emjay]

You forgot to say "Sign Fedor"

 

[billharford]

Make Dave Sholler and Jon Anik switch jobs and see if anyone ever notices the difference

 

[FlyingKimurabar]

Purchase a company for 4.2 billion and turn it back into a company it bought for less than 70 million!

OP, you're a genius.

 

[FlyingKimurabar]

I'd

1) cut ronda
2) make Conor fight everyone he called a bum.. at the same time.
3) strip robbie and give belt to Condit

 

[Steroids**]

Get rid of USADA and let them take TNE injections 1 hour before the fights.

 

[FlyingKimurabar]

Oh and I'd pay off every lawyer and judge ever to sneak into the contract that Dana has to beat Stipe Miocic to get his cut of the pay, if Stipe wins he gets it, and I'd have steve mazagatti ref.

 

[accolyte1022]

... here's how it would shake out...

1) Replace Dana with Chael Sonnen
2) Bring back Pride Rules!!
3) Bring back the ramp!!
4) Ditch Rogan and Goldie and get Bas and Mauro
5) Institute a guaranteed minimum income for all fighters.
6) Ditch Reebok asap and let fighters get sponsors.
7) PPV only 5 times a year, and minimum 2 belts must be on the line
8) Loan fighters to regional promotions to build the fighters, and build the sport. The UFC needs a farm league.
9) Bring in yellow cards and straighten out the scoring system
10) Eliminate weight cutting entirely. Fighters to make weight 7 days out, night before, and 15 minutes before fight.

Steel chairs and hookers.