Should the UFC sign Rich Piana?

[taedium]

In a time where heroes of the past are fading quickly and top talent is getting constantly injured or given mysterious pills by random girls, the UFC needs all the drawing power it can get.
Rich Piana has dedicated his life to being an athlete, is one of the titans in the fitness industry and has actual experience in vale tudo.
He has muscled through injuries with a "whatever it takes" mindset for 30+ years and would never pull out of a fight.

Here is some footage from a bare knuckle fight.

 

[TRT Vitor The Phenom]

Please tell me it's a fuckin joke
HAHAHA
maybe WWE - circus for clowns like him NOT UFC for fuck sake.

 

[AC1D1K]

why do i keep coming to this site

 

[AceCooch]

Rich Piani couldn't beat Cowboy Cerrone much less a heavyweight..

Your almost as much of a joke as this thread

 

[Cake4Breakfast]

He needs a tiger tattoo. Plus, he fights like a midget

 

[ARONAbeetFEDOR]

I think CM Punk could beat Rich Piana.

 

[taedium]

He is also around the same age as most of the elite heavyweights, so he could probably go toe to toe cardio-wise with anyone not called Stipe.

 

[AceCooch]

He needs a tiger tattoo. Plus, he fights like a midget

I like the way you think

 

[giusti825]

His first USADA test will melt the cup......

 

[Sgt Smith]

USADA would suspend him on sight.

 

[lweiberg]

Piana vs. Fedor in Rizin.

Make it happen, Dana.

 

[Bogeyman]

Yes, they should sign Ricky Piano. Onto the next thread...

 

[Simian Raticus]

I think I could beat that guy by making his chase me around the cage for 2 minutes.

isor defeats Rich Piana by tko (heart failure)

 

[taedium]

His mentality has been sculpted for fighting since the early 80s

 

[Jkaylor]

Lolol that was fuckin amazing

 

[rearnakedchoke]

His first USADA test will melt the cup......

What if he drops the sample? And gets the tester kicked out of his gym?

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

Coker's drooling at the mouth, he's just found Kimbo's next opponent.

 

[LouisBolanos]

I'd rather see Kali Muscle in the UFC the guy is all natty only uses hyphy mud and plant protein from Amway straight up BEAST. Saw him do 17 non kipping muscle ups in one vid Mighty Mouse can't pull that shit off.

 

[OrigFan255]

USADA wouldn't even piss test him.....Here is your violation! Have a nice day!

 

[taedium]

Now this is getting wastelanded? What is the world coming to? Trump 16!
Homeless Infant is evidently a Bernie Sanders supporter.