UFC 209: Blunt Force

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Let's build this card!

April 22 (the Saturday after 420) at the Stockton Arena in motherfuckin Stockton!

Nick and Nate have to be in the main and co-main events.

No wrestlers. Humping someone on the ground goes against the spirit of Blunt Force.

Any fighter that's known to smoke weed or has been suspended for such should be on the card.

Rogan better not book some comedy gig that night.

Josh Rosenthal to be reinstated as a ref.


Nick Diaz v. Robbie Lawler 2
Nate Diaz v. Donald Cerrone 2
Derrick Lewis v. Mark Hunt
Anthony Johnson v. Glover Texiera
Diego Sanchez v. Edson Barboza*


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Just Bleed and Just Weed.

*Card subject to change due to USADA suspensions
 
Why the fuck would they wait for a year to make Glover vs. Rumble? Nobody knows what will happen between now and then so it's impossible to build a plausible card.
 
Why the fuck would they wait for a year to make Glover vs. Rumble? Nobody knows what will happen between now and then so it's impossible to build a plausible card.

 
Herb Dean can finally admit to being high while reffing.
 
I think Diego just got released

EDIT: Nvm, wrong Diego lol
 
Rough estimate - UFC 209 would take place in March of 2017
 
I like the idea, it would be hilarious if everyone who fights in that card get suspended for testing positive for caannabis
 
No Barboza. No spinning shit

Diego-Giblert 2 kicks it off
 
Sanchez vs Barboza? Lol, do you want to see a human punching bag?
 
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