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I'd fuck aDonald Trump Asian in a Bakersfield on Cinco de Mayo reading three shades of ney.

I picked up a phone one minute ago, she slaps my head, I never answer, she kisses my neck and she has big titts.shes not good in bed. No sense of humor. You gotta fucking know me. When you walk in seven minutes into Btokeback Moutain and you go to take a piss and there's there's a July 2005 Playboy by Norman Mailer Monroe. I got a few beers a couple loaves for dollar bread, an old fat dog and a gorgeous little thief shit down in the rain. ...She's a //// all my fy fiends why don't you fuck this girl, she's a 5'2 porn star and she loves you, ...Fucking idiot, that's why she wants to fuck me, dummy.

There was a black man in Montana. I touched him to see if he's real. 3rd Grade my teacher was a Jewish Dwarf, Slaybaugh, her folks died in the holocaust. I had Swastickas and Japanese Zeroes and cassette tapes of all in the family and The Streets of San Francisco. I got kicked out of third grade for being an anti sympathizer. It's one of the many things I honestly wish I could take back. I did make honor roll and fell madly in love with Leslie Mercord. I told her in our twenty year reunion. Sshe said, no you didn't, I said you moved to Hawaii and I cried for six weeks. She said damn it, I did move to Hawaii. Why didn't you tell me.

I had a shitty hair cut and I kept getting thrown out arts day. Brenda Bindy had her period in white pants and I scooped her up and ran her to the nurse's office. I was screaming and slapped the teacher on the way out across her face, I couldn't understand why everyone was mild and quiet, fucking idiots, lemmings, there's a sniper, someone shot Brenda in the vagina. You worthless death fuckers. I'll see you all at the goddamn reunion.

Life might be on the line, but it's 1976
 
Still better than another Conor thread....
 
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Wow, I wish I could become an administrator.
 
I'm willing myself to get drunk today. Somebody got me drunk last night I wake up holding a can of cat food and Tom Waits cd, take my old dog out, the AM radio is on, Corina Corina, the Drifters, Phil Specter version, ...somebody mowed my lawn. I got half a giant Steele Reserve. Somebody's gotta have some marijuana, what time does jr. high let out/
 
A lot of good music came out in 1976
 
profound words, ladies and gentlemen
 
I'd fuck aDonald Trump Asian in a Bakersfield on Cinco de Mayo reading three shades of ney.

I picked up a phone one minute ago, she slaps my head, I never answer, she kisses my neck and she has big titts.shes not good in bed. No sense of humor. You gotta fucking know me. When you walk in seven minutes into Btokeback Moutain and you go to take a piss and there's there's a July 2005 Playboy by Norman Mailer Monroe. I got a few beers a couple loaves for dollar bread, an old fat dog and a gorgeous little thief shit down in the rain. ...She's a //// all my fy fiends why don't you fuck this girl, she's a 5'2 porn star and she loves you, ...Fucking idiot, that's why she wants to fuck me, dummy.

There was a black man in Montana. I touched him to see if he's real. 3rd Grade my teacher was a Jewish Dwarf, Slaybaugh, her folks died in the holocaust. I had Swastickas and Japanese Zeroes and cassette tapes of all in the family and The Streets of San Francisco. I got kicked out of third grade for being an anti sympathizer. It's one of the many things I honestly wish I could take back. I did make honor roll and fell madly in love with Leslie Mercord. I told her in our twenty year reunion. Sshe said, no you didn't, I said you moved to Hawaii and I cried for six weeks. She said damn it, I did move to Hawaii. Why didn't you tell me.

I had a shitty hair cut and I kept getting thrown out arts day. Brenda Bindy had her period in white pants and I scooped her up and ran her to the nurse's office. I was screaming and slapped the teacher on the way out across her face, I couldn't understand why everyone was mild and quiet, fucking idiots, lemmings, there's a sniper, someone shot Brenda in the vagina. You worthless death fuckers. I'll see you all at the goddamn reunion.

Life might be on the line, but it's 1976

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