Dream scenarios for me:
-Conor KTFO RDA, demands co-promotion with UFC or he walks. Dana: "That's f**king illegal" McGregor Inc vs. UFC lawsuit
-Ronda catches Holm in a flash armbar, goes full Palhares and breaks it into 3 pieces. Post fight: "Fake ass b*tch got what she deserves!" Internet's collective jimmies rustled. Baddest woman on the planet talk triples. Ronda on every show under the sun for 2 months straight.
-GSP returns, gets KTFO in generic Canadian Reebok uniform. Dana: told you he's a has-been. Should have never come back. He goofed.
-Mighty Mouse headliner + Lentz vs. Guida co-main for biggest Canadian event of the year.
-Sage returns with salary bumped to $80k/$80k. New Ferrari & 9/10 elbow too pointy dime piece he parades all over Instagram. Tom Lawlor rage quits MMA after seeing Sage's disclosed payroll.
-USADA's new 21-day HGH test catches a ton of people. Top fighters get suspended left and right. 30% big fights cancelled. Another 30% cancelled due to injuries (reduced healing power since no PEDs).
-UFC antitrust discovery: 5% of UFC revenue goes to fighters. News broken by FrontRowBrian. Luke Thomas mad and bitter.
-Brendan Schaub rips UFC a new one, TFATK banned from FOX platform and Brendan sued for defamation.
-Rogan speaks up for Brendan, is let go and silenced with NDA. UFC PR manlet Dave Scholler: "Rogan's departure has nothing to do with his comments. The UFC is entering a new era, looking to update everything including commentary team." New team = Florian + Goldberg .
-Nick Diaz popped for weed a fourth time, slaps Ariel Helwani in exclusive walk n talk interview.
-With all big names locked, UFC 200 headlined by CM Punk vs. Mickey Gall.
-Cody McKenzie assaults Mickey Gall at UFC 200 wearing stolen Reebok gear with store tags. Gall injured, CM Punk fight cancelled.
-Joe Riggs retires from MMA: "I'm sick and tired of people asking me to cut my thing off, F y'all I'm OUT!"
