20 skills Every man must possess

[Jack Handy jr]

Been doing a lot of reading today and it dawned on me that there are certain abilities a man must posses to be considered a man by other men already in possession of such skills....

1.If you're a guy you must know how to change the brakes on your truck.

2.know how to slump bust

3. everyman should know how to mix scotch, rum, vodka, and tonic

4.Barbeque or grill

5.know the lines to every Stallone and Schwarzenegger eighties film

6. Be at least decent in Golf

7. Fight not GSP level, but at least say tim Sylvia

8. Drive a manual

9. Read a map or shoot an azimuth

10. Bowl

that's all I could think of....I'm bored guys humor me

 

[weed]

#1 switch stance fap

 

[Medical Marijuana Man]

Here's a list of 20....then names 10 and gives up

Some man you are

 

[emefer]

Give 50%

 

[Jack Handy jr]

#1 switch stance fap

did you mean switch hand fap?...I'm confused

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Here's a list of 20....then names 10 and gives up

Some man you are

damn you i'll come up with 10 more ....











































maybe like 4

 

[ToxicShocker]

#1 switch stance fap

The ski pole double buddy tug

 

[Kardashians]

Cross dress. It’s 2017

 

[Jack Handy jr]

The ski pole double buddy tug

googling

 

[Jack Handy jr]

Cross dress. It’s 2017

like if you normally dress suburban slob sheik i.e. sweat pants Harley Davidson T shirt replete with guacamole stain.

 

[Pwent]

I've got a new one

1-do whatever you want and don't care about meeting some random jackasses standards of what he thinks a man should do

Fuck golf

 

[Da Speeit]

#11 don't let TS' dad beat you up.

TS is already disqualified, naturally

 

[Pied Piper]

Doesnt matter. The betacuck from our generation's standards is considered an alpha to today's average male

 

[RerouteToRemain]

I've got a new one

1-do whatever you want and don't care about meeting some random jackasses standards of what he thinks a man should do

Fuck golf

Sounds like you drive an automatic

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Golf?

 

[Orgasmo]

I got a better and shorter list:

- Able to earn a decent living
- Physically fit
- Knows simple repairs around the house

 

[horc00]

Shower, brush your teeth and pee all at the same time.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

#11: Finish an OP

 

[quantiqus]

Stallone movies are for pussies who don't recognise good acting and golf is for rich boring pussies.

 

[minute bull]

Hey let's make a list, guys! A manly one? Yaaaaaaasssssssssssss.

Shower, brush your teeth and pee all at the same time.

I've seen this movie.

Upside down.