“I just came off the couch”

[FinalConflict2005]

Is this the new excuse for taking a short notice fight and losing? You’re an adult take responsibility for accepting a fight.

 

[Dead Kennedy]

Better than “I just came on the couch”

 

[UFCBlackbelt]

I am the couch

 

[TankvsNelmark]

Fuck yo couch

 

[Bamboozled]

Tank Abbott used to get off the bar stool. Fighters these days are cans.

 

[YouKnowWhat?]

Those fighters just do that for money. They need to pay bills and the UFC is not the nicest employer. No reason not to speak what you think

 

[The Pied Pooper]

I just came in the couch

 

[Ancient Warrior]

 

[AWilder]

Was it a black leather couch?

 

[Ancient Warrior]

Was it a black leather couch?

Black leather with black belt Al Bundy

 

[MuddyFugger]

my couch smells of vaginal fluids

 

[FinalConflict2005]

my couch smells of vaginal fluids

You mean Mountain Dew and cheetos

 

[BC]

“I just came off the couch and I don’t care.” - Darren Till

 

[SuperNerd]

What lies do you tell yourself to convince yourself you're not a loser?

 

[WouldNotBang]

The couch went to hard on me in sparring.

 

[chaos_36]

Better than “I just came on the couch”

 

[Shaddows]

Is this the new excuse for taking a short notice fight and losing? You’re an adult take responsibility for accepting a fight.

That is as dumb of a statement as their "excuse".

They take the fight because it is easy money (fight without training camp), but they know the odds are against them.
So that does not invalidate it as an "excuse".
Because it is the reality of what happened..

I just love how people call anything as an "excuse", even when the guy is merely stating a fact.

 

[mb23100]

 

[Verace]

Better than “I just came on the couch”

I just came in the couch

I am the couch

 

[Mr. 4K]

Something tells me that Cruz control thread was not to your liking.