‘I probably have a very good relationship with Kim Jong Un’

[Headkicktoleg]

In 5th - 6th grade I fought this one kid 3 times. We became like best friends after that. I think we just got tired of fighting each other. I even spraypainted a pink line on his mom's white car.
Then we recorded a song. Him on vocals. Me on unplugged electric guitar.

It went like this:
twenty pounds of swinging meat
in your c*nt just swiging around
around
around
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We are playing at a christening this weekend with Joe Pesci

Sounds like you two are having a great time in 7th grade.

 

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https://ca.yahoo.com/news/trump-say...h-koreas-kim-despite-war-words-123043185.html

‘I probably have a very good relationship with Kim Jong Un,’ Trump said ‘I have relationships with people. I think you people are surprised.’

Normally I don't wade into political discussions, but this quote made me genuinely laugh out loud.

How do you "probably" have a good relationship with someone? His follow up statement is also non-sensical.

When pressed on the issue and asked by reported if he had spoken to Un, Trump responded:
‘I’m not saying I have or haven’t,’ Trump said. ‘I just don’t want to comment.’

I can't tell if he is just trolling people, or if he genuinely thinks he can just gloss over the truth and facts.

maybe he thinks that based on jon un's perceived personality, that trump would get along with him.

 

[Necromantic]

Sounds like you two are having a great time in 7th grade.

Next year after you graduate elementary school and go to middle school....guess who is going to fucking haze you Mitchy-poo..