Him vs Jake Ellenberger would be fun.
Chael Sonnen - “You tell Anderson Silva I’m coming over. I’m kicking in his back door and I’m pattin’ his old lady on the ass and I’m telling her to make me a steak, medium rare just how I like it.”
"Next time I get in a fight, I will just push the dude into the closest stationary object
and keep him there for 5 minutes. Then I will inform him of his crushing defeat and be on my way." - kcr357