If I have to listen to one more fighter talk about how fighting is in their ancestry ... well, I guess there's not much I can do.
I'll roll my eyes that much harder and 'pfft' that little bit louder.
So what's the real state of Britain? Basking in rude health? Or sick to the guts - its thermoralmometer now reading less than two morals per head. Some would say tish & fipsy. But others wouldn't.