That last one almost made me go nuts! Dana no one gives a fuck about your retarded life, and your stupid bald head. I was much more interested in hearing about his underpaid fighters, who made up about half of the fucking series, while the other half was Dana white acting like a child.
"Oh look at me fellas I bought a fucking smart car while I was drunk, and IDGAF cause I'm rich as fuck" Fuck you ya fucking goof!
The best things in life make you sweaty.
Te amo Alexa.