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Old 12-18-2013, 01:59 PM   #111
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Full Colon Sonnen wouldn't have tapped.
omfg your a genius!!! full colon sonnen!! that is so much better then serious silva , trt vitor, motivated penn, overtrained jds, healthy shogun, %70 handwrap Hendricks or any other name ever!!

WAR full colon sonnen

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Old 12-18-2013, 02:02 PM   #112
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My uncle had 8inches removed from his colon due to colitis and was working the next day at American Axle. Sometimes money can make people do things they wouldn't do normally.
American axle!!! that's Hamtramck right?? man u brought back some memories for me and made me miss my home town .....

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Old 12-18-2013, 02:04 PM   #113
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I heard he had the surgery, jumped into his car which runs on unicorn farts, slid down the chimney at the arena, spun around three times to get his gear on, and was ready for his walk-in.

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Old 12-18-2013, 02:14 PM   #114
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I felt like I did not waste my time just because of the "He never pulls out" and "full colon Sonnen" comments.

Good shit.

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Old 12-18-2013, 02:16 PM   #115
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I call BS...no way he would have been cleared from colon surgery that fast

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Old 12-18-2013, 02:40 PM   #116
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Chael must have a couple dozen illegitimate children by now, because he clearly doesn't pull out.
10/10, made my day.

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Old 12-18-2013, 02:49 PM   #117
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This further distances him from Fedor as the GOAT.

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Old 12-18-2013, 03:12 PM   #118
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you people are retarded. seriously

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Old 12-18-2013, 03:23 PM   #119
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http://www.tsn.ca/videohub/Default.a...section=Sports

here's the vid

he had an emergency colonoscopy
A colonoscopy is having a camera stuck up your ass, sometimes with a tiny blade to cut off tiny samples/polyps. Not having a portion of your colon removed.

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Old 12-18-2013, 03:25 PM   #120
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Certified bad ass even after a loss.
You what the colon supplies and what it supplies with it (hint: same as this story).

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