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Old 09-14-2013, 12:28 PM   #21
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The only mind boggling thing here is that you don't realize it's mostly satire. It does however get to the meat of the puppy pretty accurately.
I'm not sure if you're serious?

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Old 09-14-2013, 12:32 PM   #22
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I'm not sure if you're serious?
Just wanted to say that your AV is seriously disturbing. I don't even like glancing at it but I can't look away.

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Old 09-14-2013, 12:52 PM   #23
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He always has great jokes.

From the article, on judging fights in Japan:

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If one of the fighters was Japanese the whole fight, he won! If neither man had that honor, a fishmonger decides which fighter had the happiest blood type.


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Old 09-14-2013, 12:57 PM   #24
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I love Seanbaby articles:
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Old 09-14-2013, 12:59 PM   #25
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"That's when they had a great idea -- squid-ink-flavored breast milk in a single serving pouch! Only slightly less crazy was their next idea -- a 270-pound kickboxer named Mark Hunt."

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Old 09-14-2013, 01:47 PM   #26
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He's pretty much the only reason to visit Cracked. I remember an article he wrote about doomsday scenarios that was fucking hilarious and he basically said when Armageddon comes, you need to die so hard that they'll already have a statue of you by the time you get to Hades. That's quality fucking humor right there.

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