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Old 06-04-2014, 02:51 PM   #31
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Wonder what his levels were.

The average male has a level of 2701070 ng/dl.
Pro bodybuilders 3000-5000 ng/dl (injecting 2g+ of test a week).
Bull sharks over 9000 ng/dl.

Would love to have the levels of a bull shark.

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:11 PM   #32
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If he tests positive for crack cocaine, he could still be the mayor of Toronto. Or Washington DC.
Crazy thing is.... A crack head still had the best fiscal policies in Toronto.

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:12 PM   #33
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Wonder what his levels were.

The average male has a level of 2701070 ng/dl.
Pro bodybuilders 3000-5000 ng/dl (injecting 2g+ of test a week).
Bull sharks over 9000 ng/dl.

Would love to have the levels of a bull shark.
So you're saying eat bull sharks instead of Horsemeat. Someone needs to tell the Ubereem that.

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:15 PM   #34
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The test probably said he pissed hot, but didn't Dana say they not only couldn't agree on the results, and or they didn't know how to test properly for it?

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:25 PM   #35
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The results will likely show elevated test levels and perhaps T/E ratios. Vitor will say hadn't applied for a license yet and was under the care of a doctor. NSAC will say he's subject to testing in or out of competition and that his levels and ratios must remain within normal limits. Then they'll grant him a license.

If it turns out he failed for something other than test, he's screwed. I don't see that happening unless the UFC somehow didn't do their homework before announcing the fight with Chael.

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:42 PM   #36
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Too much Cheesus in the test

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Old 06-04-2014, 03:48 PM   #37
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This will let us know what his levels were during training

If it's high then they will probably use the now common excuse that he just received a shot.

If you were only leveling the playing field you would be closer to normal than way over in fear of failing the test and also maintaining the integrity of the TRT program.

" Belfort has withheld permission because, according to his legal team, the results are “irrelevant.” "


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Old 06-04-2014, 03:54 PM   #38
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And if his ratios were all messed up Vitor will just say something about Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Maybe say he is an old lion.

Is normal.

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There should be VCash betting on how many times Vitor will reference jungle animals at his hearing.

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the plot thickens.

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