"his head touched the wall. We laid him on the ground but, from that moment on, he stayed out for a long time."
At least part of that story isn't true. Unless people often get knocked out from their head "touching" a wall.
"Officer, the guy took a swing at me and I just tried to put my hand out to stop him" as the guy is in a bloody heap on the ground with a shoe-print on his face
If you are gonna lie, at least make it somewhat believable. Damn. Touched the wall.
It's like they are trying to think of way to claim he got injured yet where they weren't careless with him while he was cutting weight. Can't have it both ways if the guy bashes his own head into a wall and knocks himself out
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