He's pretty much the only reason to visit Cracked. I remember an article he wrote about doomsday scenarios that was fucking hilarious and he basically said when Armageddon comes, you need to die so hard that they'll already have a statue of you by the time you get to Hades. That's quality fucking humor right there.
I've been training since you were suckling on your mommas saggy ass tit son. Now go back inside she's got some warm milk for you. - fight4ippon, to Megatronlee