He's pretty much the only reason to visit Cracked. I remember an article he wrote about doomsday scenarios that was fucking hilarious and he basically said when Armageddon comes, you need to die so hard that they'll already have a statue of you by the time you get to Hades. That's quality fucking humor right there.
"Don't do this. You cannot do this, you know? Why you smiling? I gonna take this smile out on Saturday, you're gonna see it. So keep on smiling."