He's pretty much the only reason to visit Cracked. I remember an article he wrote about doomsday scenarios that was fucking hilarious and he basically said when Armageddon comes, you need to die so hard that they'll already have a statue of you by the time you get to Hades. That's quality fucking humor right there.
"It's a stove with cigar....a stove-gie! Haha! I'm writing that one down in my joke book!" - Demon Bane w/ Slenderman.