Chris Weidman vs. Vitor Belfort
Ronda Rousey vs. Cat Zingano
Rashad Evans vs. Glover Teixeira
Donald Cerrone vs. Bobby Green
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
There's probably a high-profile heavyweight fight that could be made (JDS vs. Miocic or Overeem) and Lauzon vs. Bocek could headline the prelims.
"... but this kid will rip your fucking head off."
I'm just saying I know I've got a bunch of angry short friends, which means that you do too.