Dana White on the phone to Alex Caceres:
"Hey Alex, how would you like to compete against one of the top fighters in the division? This is the chance you've been working for your whole MMA career - we're talking major international exposure here, man. More people will be watching your fight than have ever watched soccer in history. And if you win, man, if you win... let's just say that this guy is a title contender, and beating him would put you right up there. Think of it, a UFC title shot in your reach... anyways man, get back to me quick or I'll give this amazing opportunity to someone else."
Dana White on the phone to Urijah Faber:
"Hey, how'd you like to beat a kid unconscious for money?"