ATTN: Kenny From MD

[Coolnickname]

Oh god, this thread again.

Can this be archived? It must never be forgotten.

[metallifan3091]

Bahaha. I had nearly forgotten about this. This thread is a classic.

[Kenny from MD]

I will tell anyone every story I know in person after training, but I won't type them online because they aren't funny without my Brazilian accent.

Also, to be fair, I never found out if this was actually Maguilla, or the best troll ever. There was much speculation by former students and teammates, and neither would be surprising.

EDIT: Actually, they are still funny, I just want to make sure I do the stories justice.

[ChrmnMa0]

From what I understand, this was Maguilla.
This thread must never, ever die.

[jmdv]

I'm glad this thread came back up, would have been a shame to miss it.

I'm surprised nobody was impressed with the skill involved in shitting on a moving fish though.

[Nasiello]

Originally Posted by Kenny from MD

I will tell anyone every story I know in person after training, but I won't type them online because they aren't funny without my Brazilian accent.

Also, to be fair, I never found out if this was actually Maguilla, or the best troll ever. There was much speculation by former students and teammates, and neither would be surprising.

Now I have to come to the evening classes too. I really want to hear those stories. I completely forgot about this thread.

[kietzmanc]

So i skipped to the end to see why this thread was bumped. Based on the talk of "fish shitting" i feel this will be a valuable read.

[Balto]

For over a year I have been curious:



Was the fish alive or dead? If dead, was it like a fillet or an entire fish?

Was this in a bowl or in the wild? If in a bowl, a small bowl or a large tank? If in the wild, saltwater or freshwater?

What was the species of fish? Was it full grown or juvenile?

What became of the fish afterwards? If alive, did it survive? If dead, was it eaten?



I have mentally pictured all possible scenarios, and they are equally bizarre and comical. But perhaps I could just settle on one to laugh about going forward.

[Vitamin C]

Originally Posted by Balto

For over a year I have been curious:



Was the fish alive or dead? If dead, was it like a fillet or an entire fish?

Was this in a bowl or in the wild? If in a bowl, a small bowl or a large tank? If in the wild, saltwater or freshwater?

What was the species of fish? Was it full grown or juvenile?

What became of the fish afterwards? If alive, did it survive? If dead, was it eaten?



I have mentally pictured all possible scenarios, and they are equally bizarre and comical. But perhaps I could just settle on one to laugh about going forward.

Seems to have been trapped in a tide pool, gently awaiting the next tide, unsuspecting that at any moment an irate Brazilian would squat low and drop a deuce on it's dorsal.

Originally Posted by LODD2

Noticed that alot of you guys were wondering about the fish thing.

"I doubt that was him. He's never at tournaments. And I mean shitting on fish literally. Taking a dump on some fish swimming in a tide pool."

Found from Kenny from MD's post in MD/DC/VA schools thread.

Originally Posted by josh from md

The Shitting on a fish in a tide pool is probably the tamest of the stories I've heard. The stories of this man have entertained me on many a car rides to tournaments.

Seems more physically plausible than a fish tank as well.

[BeRGLeZ]

Originally Posted by Balto

For over a year I have been curious:



Was the fish alive or dead? If dead, was it like a fillet or an entire fish?

Was this in a bowl or in the wild? If in a bowl, a small bowl or a large tank? If in the wild, saltwater or freshwater?

What was the species of fish? Was it full grown or juvenile?

What became of the fish afterwards? If alive, did it survive? If dead, was it eaten?



I have mentally pictured all possible scenarios, and they are equally bizarre and comical. But perhaps I could just settle on one to laugh about going forward.

I would like some additional clarification; was the size of the fish legal?
If not, was it thrown back into the stream?