Pro Wrestling Discussion 76: Bruno Sammartino in the WWE HOF?! - Page 59

Which Doctor · 02-11-2013, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank23

The Miz is dangerous.

"That's right... I Am Dangerous"

The Miz is all 4 Horsemen in one.

Michaelangelo · 02-11-2013, 06:12 PM

Miz is the new crippler. Time for him to do flying headbutts and German Suplexes.

**broc5k** · 02-11-2013, 06:39 PM

New Pope Announced, Shocking Details Revealed

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2/11/2013 - St. Peter's Square, Vatican City

White smoke was visible late Monday evening, signaling the acceptance of a new Pope in the Roman-Catholic Church. Anxious to see the first emergence of the new Pope, hundreds of thousands parishioners and non-believers alike filled the square in anticipation. Things quickly took a strange turn when the phrase "POPE... IS... PIMPIN!" could be heard blaring from the main balcony, and "The Black Pope" D'Angelo Dinero appeared from behind the curtains, announcing his return to TNA Wrestling. Shocked, the crowd of thousands began booing and throwing items at the balcony, as maniacal laughter could be heard coming from behind the curtains, followed by a thick New York accent screaming "SWERVE!!! WE FUCKIN SWERVED EM ALL!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!".

Dixie Carter, President of TNA Wrestling, could not be reached for comment as of press time. However, Hulk Hogan was recently contacted via Twitter. When asked how Mrs. Carter was able to pull such strings within the Catholic community, Hogan posted "@HulkHogan - yo Dixie had nuthin 2 do with that, brother. I auditioned for the last Pope job back in 2005, but I turned em down bcuz my boy Sly Stallone was inductin me in2 the @WWE HOF that night, couldn't let my Hulkamaniacs down, brother. HH"

Officials in the Vatican could not be reached for comment at this time.

Which Doctor · 02-11-2013, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Michaelangelo

Miz is the new crippler. Time for him to do flying headbutts and German Suplexes.

That's the thing - Figure 4, Brainbuster, the Crippler, Holding the belt & Alex Riley = Tully & Baby Doll, listed @ 6'2" just like Steve McMichael, backstage some think he's an asshole; just like Ole.

The Miz is the culmination of decades of genetic planning and manipulation.

zane · 02-11-2013, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SprawlanStall

Read a fucking book. Jewish people are a race and a religion. You can be Jewish and not practice Judaism

Oh my brother, testify!

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Originally Posted by Its Me Austin

I read that the other day. He's right about Eddie.

For once I agree with you.

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Originally Posted by Kemo

Bruno being in the HOF is a start. Still needs Savage and Owen. I realize the logistics behind getting them inducted but I don't think the HOF is that great.

Um, no. Owen didn't have the career to be HoF worthy. If he had lived, then maybe. But inducting a midcarder just because he died in a horrific accident isn't right.

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Originally Posted by Its Me Austin

Reason #967 why the WWE hof sucks - no El Santo and/or Rikkidozan...

WHO?!!?

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Originally Posted by DoubleDrive

I don't see anything wrong with this comment.

Me either. Fuck Nazi's.

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Originally Posted by SprawlanStall

If Punk-Taker doesn't happen who should Punk feud with?
Insert him into the Rock-Cena match?
Brock?
Turn him face and take on the Shield?
Or pointless match against Jericho/Miz?

Punk/Brock is the Summer thing. So either Punk is turning face (please no) or Brock is going to (don't give him a fucking mic, for the love of God don't give him a fucking mic).