If OP is banned he wont be reading the responses, but fuckit, avocados are awesome.
Mash them up, mix them with cooked ground beef/bison/etc, have that shit for breakfast, profit! Throw a couple fried eggs (yolk in tact and still gooey) on top if you really want a hardon. I haven't made this in quite a while, just the thought/reminder is causing a stirring in my pants.
This just made me think to perhaps wilt some spinach+garlic in with the ground meat prior to mixing, then with all the rest of it there is nothing but hot, nasty, badass win to this...
"Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god; Crom and he lives in the earth."