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Old 02-06-2013, 07:14 AM   #1
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Commercial for Victor Ortiz skin care product

The top comments are good.

Billkilllman 17 hours ago
this advert is awesome, and true to life. i know from experience anytime i've ever entered a basketball court (or any kind of public arena) topless and begun distributing official Victor Ortiz face lube, it's always gone down well and i've always left the scene alive.

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Is this how Gayporn starts?


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Old 02-06-2013, 07:21 AM   #2
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Well that's one of the weirdest marketing ploys I've ever seen. Those comments are brilliant.

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Old 02-06-2013, 07:24 AM   #3
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I thought it had to be a parody, what with the company being called "Facelube" and all.

But no, it actually exists and this is a real product.

Go get your "ultra masculine" anti-aging product called "Facelube" now.

(although it's nice to see a boxer be involved with an "anti-aging" product and it not be shorthand for "steroids"... I assume).

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Old 02-06-2013, 10:25 AM   #4
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At least it's only Victor Ortiz branded and not Victor Ortiz scented.

What kind of market does he think he's appealing to with this product?

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Old 02-06-2013, 10:30 AM   #5
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:18 PM   #6
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lmfao... that was almost as brutal as that rap song he released.

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Old 02-06-2013, 03:24 PM   #7
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Holy shit...this is for real.

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Old 02-06-2013, 03:40 PM   #8
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Seriously, it's a product made by "Facelube"

Facelube!

The whole "Latin Button" thing was bad enough but this is embarrassing. I know there's been rumours that the break against Lopez was so bad that Ortiz won't fight again but he can't be that badly off for money can he?

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Seriously, it's a product made by "Facelube"

Facelube!

The whole "Latin Button" thing was bad enough but this is embarrassing. I know there's been rumours that the break against Lopez was so bad that Ortiz won't fight again but he can't be that badly off for money can he?
I seriously thought this was a SNL or Mad TV skit with the obvious homo-erotic themes...

But hey....in the wise words of Kimbo Slice, "ni66a gotta eat."

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Old 02-06-2013, 07:47 PM   #10
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But hey....in the wise words of Kimbo Slice, "ni66a gotta eat."
I say this at least once a week IRL

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