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Old 02-05-2013, 02:08 PM   #11
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Last thing I remember was when my mother decided to take me out for lunch for my birthday and the food and service were great, and the bill was like $38.40 and she left $1.60 tip. The waitress I could tell was not happy but sucked it up and said thanks.

I waited for my mother to leave and get towards the door and I discretely left $10 on the table.
if she serves just 5 tables in an hour at the tip your mom gave + her standard wage she is making double minimum wage in my state

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Old 02-05-2013, 02:11 PM   #12
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At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.

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People who eat at Golden Corral were exposed itt

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Old 02-05-2013, 02:14 PM   #14
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At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.
Hahaha tremendous

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Old 02-05-2013, 02:14 PM   #15
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:14 PM   #16
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At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.
In the dining halls they weigh the salad bar as well. What I do is put other items and entrees in those huge bowls and cover the top with lettuce. So instead of paying $10 for a meal, I pay like $2.50.

Damn I'm cheap.

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How racist is this Golden Corral commercial



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Old 02-05-2013, 02:18 PM   #18
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At Golden Corral (lunch Buffet), I saw a guy with a take out box full of salad.
He sat at a table and individually dried each piece of lettuce wit a napkin so that he would not have to pay extra for wet lettuce because they weigh your box on the way out and you pay by the weight.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:18 PM   #19
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In the dining halls they weigh the salad bar as well. What I do is put other items and entrees in those huge bowls and cover the top with lettuce. So instead of paying $10 for a meal, I pay like $2.50.

Damn I'm cheap.
Reminds me of my school's dining hall.

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Old 02-05-2013, 02:21 PM   #20
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I was there for a free meal with co-workers.

edit: but I can't front
I hit up GC a couple times a month because there arent many options near my job.

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