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Old 01-11-2013, 04:15 PM   #511
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Walking home, these two chavs were sat on one of those barriers to stop bikes going up alleyways. So I walk passed them, and get an eyeful of smoke. So, I took my earphones out and said "Did you not see me walking in front of you, did you really have to blow that right in my eye?"

Chav has one of those smirks on their face, you know the kind, like it was obvious he did it on purpose and said "No!" So, I asked him why he had a smirk on his face, he said "I thought about something funny", then after a back and forth, he gave one of those smirky, insincere apologies.

I started to walk off, and I purposely left my earphones out, because I know what they're like, I knew he was gonna make a comment, and he said "Yeah, fuck off before I bang you out!"

I turned round, and Stan Hansen'd the fuck out of him, sent him off the barrier and he landed in a heap.
Nice. Nobody called the cops on you?

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Chav?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

I hadn't ever heard the word myself until recently when a French girl i know used it.

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Nice. Nobody called the cops on you?
No, to be honest, the police don't give a shit if someone breaks into your car, they'd not give a shit about a Chav being pushed off a barrier.

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Mick Foley is the 1st inductee into the 2013 WWE HoF. He says he wants to be inducted by either Terry Funk or Jim Ross. I love JR, but i really hope Terry does the induction.

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These are chavs

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Old 01-11-2013, 04:32 PM   #516
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chav

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation Adidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, *** in one hand jewelry all over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to McDonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

ex: My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late


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Mick Foley is the 1st inductee into the 2013 WWE HoF. He says he wants to be inducted by either Terry Funk or Jim Ross. I love JR, but i really hope Terry does the induction.
No way, it should be DeNucci.

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So a chav is basically a British version of a wigger?

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So a chav is basically a British version of a wigger?
Not really, because, believe it or not, alot of chavs are also racist pieces of shit. They're more like the hillbillies.

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Why would you guys bother arguing about those two clowns...they both suck donkey ding song.
Meh, not really arguing tbh. Just pointing out a flaw in his logic...

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