- You shadowbox in clothes you might buy in store changing rooms.
- You do not buy those clothes if you cant move right in them.
- When you do buy them and you can move in them while looking snazzy, you hope someone starts shit when you go out.
- You throw punches or kicks at your pets.
- When your pet doesnt flinch you say something like "you have the Warrior Spirit."
- One of your pets actually CAN box because you've done the above so much.
- Your gilfriend will no longer play fight with you because you continually pause to correct her form.
- When people hold up their hand for a high five you cant resist popping a jab into their palm.
"You Son of a bitch double-crosser. You are no good, your word is no good. Nothing is good about you. You're gonna get hurt, and by hurt, I mean Dead." - Frankie Carbo
His name is Robert Lawson, his name is Robert Lawson....
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