"I can't believe these TUF guys. I mean, they think it's all about image and stuff. They think they can make a career off of being from another country and having a funny hairstyle, maybe taking hallucinagenic drugs in the rain forrest. I'm here to tell them that it's about the wins. You can't have 3 or 4 losses in a row and be a UFC fighter. These TUF kids don't realize that, all Jersey Shore'd out with their red mohawks and stuff. Ok, where's my stylist? I need more red in my mohawk." - Dan Hardy.
"What I do is I take off my underpants that I sleep in. And when I'm naked I start to feel sexy. And then I just hug her a lot and then something happens." -H.S.